Because each beer is less than 0.5% alcohol by volume, you’d need to drink 8 non-alcoholic beers in under 5 minutes to reach near the same alcohol level as 1 regular beer. Your body processes the small amount of alcohol so quickly that it’s nearly impossible to reach a considerable level of intoxication, even when drinking large volumes. Basically, you’ll get sick from drinking so much water before the alcohol matters much.
Will you be Intoxicated if you Drink too Many?
Scott Mysogland